Everybody Poops is a great book.
On the way home from work today, I had the "Everybody Pees" sequel reinforced to me as I came across a man peeing in our parking lot.
I guess he figured he was peeing on the back of the KFC fence, where he them went to grab his food, but the back of the KFC fence is actually the front of our fence.
Klassy, KFC Dude, klassy.
Actually, both R and I came across this at the same time. We now regret the millions of witty and possible embarassing call outs we could have tossed his way, though when I think about it, it was broad daylight and he didn't even casually keep an eye on who was driving up the road. Nice.
God, I love my apartment.
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ick. How lovely
Ah yes. I was walking by Landsdowne stadium, by the gift shop (accross from Kettlemans) and this dude, with 2 kids in the car, pulled up and started peeing against his own van. In broad daylight. In plain view of the main road. I, too, regret the many things I could have shouted. "Not a fan of the Raptors, eh?" etc. But he was burly, so maybe it was for the best.
One of the best parts of that comment was the 'Raptors' bit because it took me a bit to realize that you might have meant the Raiders? Or whatever our football team is? Awesome. YOu just know that those kids are getting the best start in life. "Hang on kids, I have to pee. Don't look out your window or absorb any behavioural patterns, okay?
WHAT IS WITH THE PUBLIC PEEING PEOPLE???
Three strikes and you're both out. It's the renegades. And they're for sale, may not even last the season. Maybe the guy was a season ticket holder.
But seriously, where are these people's mothers?
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