Friday, July 04, 2008
human curiosity
Why is it when a bird poos on you, people like to say it's good luck? I mean, I get the idea that it's unlikely, it's supposed to make you feel better or something, like you are a chosen one. But, it's hollow isn't it? Isn't everyone aware that you were just shat on, and no-one ever feels lucky from that? Who are we trying to fool? Being shat on is inherently unlucky, and there's pretty much nothing you can say about it to convince me otherwise.
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4 comments:
... did you get shat on?
I hope it was anything other than a goose... man, those guys are messy :(
not recently...and definitely not by a goose. those are some baaaad mothers. (shut your mouth!) I'm talkin' 'bout geese!
That reminds me of when we used to watch TV with dad. Some poor sap would be lying in a hospital bed, all bandaged up and bruised from whatever accident he was just in and he'd say "I'm a lucky man".
Every time, we were like "YOU'RE NOT LUCKY! IDIOT!".
EXACTLY! hah, I love our family.
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