Avast!

Yarr,

It be talk like a pirate day and I almost buggered it all! Check out http://haloscan.com/tb/bitchphd/115868052383662683

which be BitchPhD's pirate day comment on a new HP service which offends ye senses and walks the plank of humanity.

International talk like a pirate day has a web page!

The key to pirate talk be buggering yer grammar an dropping the extra letters and such. For yer pleasure, George Harrison's pirate song:

I want to be a pirate
A pirates life for meAll my friends are piratesAnd sail the b. b. sea
Ive got a jolly roger
Its black and white and vast
Get out of your skull and crossbones
And Ill run it up your mast
With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a ye-hee-hee-ho-hum
With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a yum-yum-jum-jum

Arghhhh! Enjoy ye some grog and avoid scurvy, ye mongrel hordes!

xoxoxo