Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Happenings

So a funny thing happened to me on the way home from the mall...

Actually, it wasn't me. It wasn't the mall, and it wasn't particularly funny. Apparently as I was meandering my was back from the mall, R had a little encounter with the turd kind.

R: [on the computer checking e-mail, just home from work]
Door: [opens suddenly]
R: hello? [ knowing I wasn't expected home for a bit]
Belligerent Dude Who Just Pushed Opened The Door: oh
R: What are you doing?
BDWJPOTD: The door just opoened when I went to knock. [mumbles something about looking for a girl who used to live here]
R: You don't just walk into someone's place!
BDWJPOTD: [yelling] WHAT IS IT YOU DON'T FUCKIN' GET IT JUST OPENED
R: Okay bye {SLAM!}

So we've cleaned out half the closet so we can fit the bikes in there. Super. If I had to make a list of all the great things about this place, I wouldn't even need lined paper. But, it's like the realtor's say, location, location, place-that's-away-from-the-frigging-psychos, you know that old chestnut.

To make ourselves feel better we ordered a pizza, very much a treat. Did you know pizza pizza does sweet thai chili instead of tomato sauce? And has artichokes? mmmm.

AND to make you smile, the duo-turned-band the Ukes of Hazzard have wo big hits, one that was turned into a Euopean remix called Gay Boyfriend, the other is Shut Up and Make Out. Definitely check out the video! It's hilarious, especially the bit where she sings: "now, we've made it back to your place"...watch for it! heh.

Also, for your viewing pleasure, possibly a little bit faster to load: Stuff on My Cat

*WARNING* Unsuitable for non-cat owners, since there's nothing terribly fantastical happening. Just stuff that might make cat people smile, since I suspect most of us put stuff on our cats. Like stremers bows, and margaritas. Or is that just me?

Enjoy peoples. Kisses

Captain U. Pants

1 comment:

batman said...

ah ha! you're now a cat person! betcha you never thought that would happen.