crazyanutpurl.com has some horoscopes up. For Aries:
ARIES (March 21- April 19)Reading tea leaves may be a dying art, but I am well-versed at discerning truth and prophecy from the smudges on the top of your Diet Coke can. It was, in fact, the only way I could properly find a reading for you this month. Seems you have some planetary re-alignment, and all that other crap that astrologers talk about. What that means for real people is that you're in a shitload of flux, and you can't make heads or tails of this crazy cycle of change. I wish there was an astrological safe house where you could go to wait out your forecast, but the best I can offer you is a glimpse at the future -- the knowledge that next month the influx of change will continue, but you'll finally begin to see the right decisions you've made. And there are plenty! Until it becomes clear, though, do NOT make ironclad long-term life decisions out of sheer desire to make the flux end. I mean really.
Oh, you had me at "What that means for real people is that you're in a shitload of flux, and you can't make heads or tails of this crazy cycle of change. " You had me at "What that means for real people is that you're in a shitload of flux, and you can't make heads or tails of this crazy cycle of change. "
Awesome. Go see about your own lives! Other aries out there, how's your flux? Crazy? Relaxed?
2 comments:
My life is fluxtastic at the moment. But, as might have been expected, the craziness/relaxedness of my flux is fluctuating, and so I can't really determine if it's crazy flux or relaxed flux right now. Maybe next month.
okay, wait. fluxity flux flux flux. wow. you crazy arieseseses.
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